Ashtiel. Ash. Ashley. 23. Female. Asexual. College student currently living in Humboldt County, but I'm originally from the SF Bay Area. Not really anything special. Follow if you like what you see.

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye, via corning)

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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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mentalalchemy:

gracehelbig:

buzzfeed:

This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. 

OH NO

I’ve reblogged this 20 times but I feel like Foo-Chan will be disappointed if I keep scrolling

(via winchydoc)

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pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

The reason your grocery bill was that high was because you bought expensive ass fruit. Grapes and raspberries especially aren’t cheap. Did you even shop or look around your store? If you did, you probably would have seen that there’s actually a lot of less expensive options. Where I live - which isn’t known for having a low cost of living - I can get a 2 pound bag of carrots for…Less than a dollar. Bananas are 50 cents a pound. Different apples are around $1 per pound - and you can even get bags of apples for $3-$5. A whole cantaloupe (not the precut stuff) was $1.52. I got TEN POUNDS of potatoes for $1.48. How much would buying 10 pounds of french fries at your favorite fast food place cost you? Basically, it’s possible to get more than a week’s worth of food out of $32.
Is it always cheaper going to be to eat healthy? No. It’s definitely not. But it’s also not as expensive as people make it seem. I’m not saying it’s cheap - and it definitely isn’t if you spring for the pricier fruits and veggies - but there’s a way to eat healthy on a budget. You really just have to shop around, pay attention to sales and what’s in season. It’s more work than just grabbing what you want from the produce bins. 
By the way, some stores have better prices than others. Just because one store sells produce for a ridiculous amount of money, doesn’t mean they all do. 

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

The reason your grocery bill was that high was because you bought expensive ass fruit. Grapes and raspberries especially aren’t cheap. Did you even shop or look around your store? If you did, you probably would have seen that there’s actually a lot of less expensive options. Where I live - which isn’t known for having a low cost of living - I can get a 2 pound bag of carrots for…Less than a dollar. Bananas are 50 cents a pound. Different apples are around $1 per pound - and you can even get bags of apples for $3-$5. A whole cantaloupe (not the precut stuff) was $1.52. I got TEN POUNDS of potatoes for $1.48. How much would buying 10 pounds of french fries at your favorite fast food place cost you? Basically, it’s possible to get more than a week’s worth of food out of $32.

Is it always cheaper going to be to eat healthy? No. It’s definitely not. But it’s also not as expensive as people make it seem. I’m not saying it’s cheap - and it definitely isn’t if you spring for the pricier fruits and veggies - but there’s a way to eat healthy on a budget. You really just have to shop around, pay attention to sales and what’s in season. It’s more work than just grabbing what you want from the produce bins. 

By the way, some stores have better prices than others. Just because one store sells produce for a ridiculous amount of money, doesn’t mean they all do. 

(via free-batch-lover)

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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

(via jaaaaaaawn)

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dementedvampiriczombie:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)

FUCK, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY.

(via thequeeninhightower)

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Pumpkin spice latte time. #pumpkinspice #whitegirlstatus

Pumpkin spice latte time. #pumpkinspice #whitegirlstatus

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stigmartyr762:

helioscentrifuge:

combeferret:

kitties are kitties no matter what size

sploosh

That lion has one of the most majestic looking manes, that I’ve ever seen before.

(Source: togifs, via frozencornhalfs)

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shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fidefortitude:

And here you see the episode in which Sam and Dean criticise Supernatural’s writing while pretending to be Jared and Jensen while Misha Collins tweets about them before he starts crying and gets stabbed to death 

The writers were high as a freakin’ cloud writing this I swear

(Source: spngifsets, via deansdickberrypie)

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deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

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